TALK EASY. Denzil Douglas has ENTERED THE DRAGON (Remember de Movie?),
has ENTERED THE PAGODA, THE SHAOLIN TEMPLE. BE CAREFUL DENZIL DOUGLAS
HAS HIS CHINESE CONNECTIONS.
Denzil has now become DENG-ZING, he baptize again. We have to use
“BAPTIZE” because St. Kitts people ain know what the Chinese word
for “BAPTIZE” be. Some would like to think that Douglas should be
“DOUGLAR”. “DOUGLAR” is when black and Chinese mix matters.
Do not YEE be confused even though you just find out. All the time
everybody had HALVA (CHINEE) as the Chinese and only Chinese in Labour.
Then Labour moved up to OLD OAK and get a real looking Chinese when
Labour “WOO” CHARLENE. Ricky can’t pass as Chinese all he got is
the colour. For sure he ain got the Chinese business blood in him.
Nobody giving up car sales to sell wine and rum and spirits. Unless,
they want to make everybody in St. Kitts drunk and disorderly. Labour
now got three (3) Chinese because Denzil is BLACK skin Chinese meat.
It is true that you could see that HALVA look like Chinese people; he
got the colour, the eyes, the face, a lil moustache (sometimes), just
that he a little tall. Anyway China got tall people too because Chinese
now starring in the NBA in America, coming MVP. One thing though the
first Labour Chinee ain seem to have Chinese business blood in he veins.
He gon now see how real Chinese do business.
One of the TEN-MAN-IN-ONE IS CHINESE DENZIL or DENG-ZING has the
Chinese height, KARATE-MAN WUTLISS (UNEXPECTED), BAD-MAN WALK. Do not
bother that DENG-ZING does not have the colour, the eyes, the pig-tail
moustache nor the long hair but a bald head. After a time Chinese,
everybody does get bald head. Denzil DENG-ZING) is CHINESE. Remember he
said that he is a good businessman so is long time Denzil telling
everybody that he is Chinese. Don’t bother if by mother side or father
side or by grandmother or grandfather side – Douglas is CHINESE. One
thing is clear and many Labour people do not even tell them that Denzil
is Chinese by Godfather side because they would tell you “NOTHING TALL
GO SO” – BRADSHAW WAS NOT CHINESE!
As much as some Labour people ain like Simmonds they would tell you
SIMMONDS WAS NOT CHINESE. And, for sure you cannot tell that to PAM
people because they would tell you plain Douglas (DENG-ZING) is the
FIRST CHINESE to lead this country. Talk about shock (and awe), is the
Chinese when they found out that Denzil was Deng-Zing and is CHINESE!
Poor Calvin and Charles who even look more Chinese than Denzil nearly
dead when they realized that Denzil is Chinese. They defending
Kittitians but Deng-Zing giving them drop kicks and punches to their
solar (celiac) plexus. CHARLES WILKINS’ favourite sport might be
cricket but Denzil’s favourite sport is PING PONG.
Calvin Cable talking but ain know that Douglas stop drinking beer,
Denzil now drinking Chinee teas.
Not even the Beer Chemist Contender knew that Denzil Douglas is
Chinese, now not sipping beer but sipping Chinese teas. Deng-Zing ain
care if beer ain sell or if more tea sells than beer. They now
understand why the breweries had its current cut just because they
company was short by a few days.
Dr. Douglas rushed out and boldly defending the Chinese like a real
KARATE-MAN and DEFENDER. Douglas pulled some poses. THE EAGLE, THE
SNAKE, THE DRAGON. As much as KARATE is a sport of SELF DEFENCE the
Chinese did not have to defend themselves.
Just the Ho, Ha, Raahs and Yaahs had everybody trembling, some even
leaked urine. Many for the first time realized that ONE OF THE
TEN-MAN-In-ONE is Chinese, that Denzil is a BLACK BELT. Labour people
were surprised because they thought Douglas was a RED BELT like them,
the same belt they have been tightening, ONE MORE HOLE.
Dr. Douglas (DENG-ZING) came out against Kittitians dressed in his ALL
WHITE FLOUR-BAG SUIT BLACK BELT AROUND HIS WAIST. Poor Charles in his
lawyer black gown and wig on his head and Cable in his white lab coat
had to duck and run for cover. Dr. Douglas was armed with chattle
sticks, was chopping, throwing drop kicks and round houses. Kittitians
had to SCATTER!
In the ONSLAUGHT against St. Kitts people, apart from the Ho, Ha, Yaah
and Raah, DENG-ZING ain use no mandarin and Cantonese, Dr. Douglas USED
ENGLISH so everybody could understand – STUPID, FOOLISH, IGNORANT. Dr.
Douglas did not DROP ANY SPOON TO FIND WORDS. Kittitians were getting
drop-kicks in dey belly, stomach, zip and with every kick it was,
KICK…. STUPID! KICK….IGNORANT! KICK…..FOOLISH! It was when it came
to KICK……Mo! Mo! – that Kittitians realized that they were being
kicked by a NEW CHINESE.
When all the kicking was over and blood (not tomato ketchup) was coming
from the noses and mouths of St. Kitts people, Denzil (Deng-Zing) bowed
deeply to his masters, the Fus, Lees, Kwangs, Xiens and Silver Foxes,
touched chest and heart and went off into the woods while the amazon
piece of Surinam. The masters bowed, were silent, was pleased.
Dr. Douglas has travelled to distant lands including the EASTERN LANDS,
BEYOND THE GREAT WALLS, met with the LEES, MINGS, CaO and Hung Ze
KWANGS. He has been doing some secret training and TAKING – TAKING
LESSONS. What many people are wondering is if he has been to meet the
GREAT WANG PING, the same WANG PING that the TRADE WINDS sing about.
There is a good reason why Dr. Douglas was so excited speaking about
Chinese and Chinese-looking restaurants, eg., Bangkok, Malaysian. All
because Dr. Douglas is now eating Chow Mein, Chop Suey, Chinese fried
rice, etc. If you could see Dr. Douglas with his chop sticks eating his
snow white rice. Douglas stop use spoon. Dr. Douglas is so good with
chop sticks that as he eats chow mein he spins his sticks like Mick
Stokes does spin his drumsticks.
Dr. Douglas no longer eats corn and fish, cook up, black pudding,
goatwater, souse, half a bread and cheese. The man not even eating
regular cabbage but eating Chinese cabbage called pak choy.
Last Valentine’s Day Dr. Douglas’ gift to this pickney mother and
his maties did not contain a Teddy Bear – IT CONTAINED A CHINESE
PANDA. The Chinese panda is now Dr. Douglas’ favourite pet, he will
soon be driving around with a panda in P3. While Kittitians showing off
their dogs Deng-Zing will be showing off his Panda. Now everybody
wondering if St. Kitts and Nevis got enough BAMBOO CANE for
DENG-ZING’s pet since SUGAR CANE GONE EEN over his dead body.
As to the Chinese panda, the CIC, CALVIN CABLE, CHARLES WILKINS,
RICHARD CAINES AND WHOEVER ELSE can talk as they like. Dr. Douglas is
pandering to the Chinese. The people of St. Kitts are now between the
PANDA AND THE PANDERER.
The Chinese did not use their karate kicks to known down St. Kitts’
doors and force their way in. Dr. Douglas went to the SHAOLIN TEMPLE,
THEY ARE COMING TO ST. KITTS. The good Chinese are wise so they are
expected to know that today TEN-MAN-IN-One is CHINESE. Tomorrow he can
be anything or anybody else.